Style for the Modern Dog

Over the weekend my mom and dad bought me a book - "The Complete Petrosexual" - a handbook of style for the modern dog. Well I've read it cover to cover and if I do say so myself, I could have written it! Anyway, I'd like to share some of the highlights with you and expand on the book a little.

The first chapter is about choosing and training your owner. Being a rescue myself, the organization screened my adoptive parents to be sure they were the right match. I mean a border collie won't do well in a New York apartment, and a pug won't do well with the athletic types who like to hike and jog. Hopefully all of you, my faithful readers, have the right canine or canine owner.

Words of wisdom from chapter 1: "Avoid excessive cell phone users, appendage pullers (disrespectful children) and anyone looking for a dog for protection"! And, remember to use your adoring gaze... it works every time!